Whack-a-mole (My POV)

1. The kid who took it out on the machine when he/she got oppressed by the parental unit
2. That kid with such terrible hand-eye coordination you may confuse them as being pissed drunk
3. Silly kid leaving the machine when the timer countdowns to 0, and the next kid in line who got themselves free game because the kid before manage to move on to Round 2.
4. The one with the parents grabbing the whacker from their child's tiny hands and decided to take matter to their own erm... hands.
5. That one 5-year old who thinks he's Bruce Lee that he makes "HAI YAKK!!" noises with every whack... EPIC!

Get The Stub Out!

Customer handing over movie ticket stubs for free game redemption.

Me: Do you need any receipt?

Customer: No, but I need the tickets back.

Me: No, I cannot return it back to you after redemption.

Customer: But I need them to watch the movie!

1 Broke Boy

Boy: Can I have another card? Mine has no more credit in it.

Smell My Redemption

Boy: That coca cola can shaped eraser, do they smell like coca cola?

Lost & Not Found

Customer: I lost my card, can you help me replace it? There's hundred-ish dollars value still in it.
Me: When and where did you lose your card?
Customer: 2 years ago, probably at home.

Haggling 101

Customer: Load up $20 please and I know you can help me out by adding more value to my card, yes?

Me: If you give me $20, I will load $20.

Customer: Come on, help me out here, I have four kids.

Him procreating is already a mistake and I have no clue what made him think I will sympathise him being a father of many kids.